A Bit of everything!

My blogspace was giving that paavam-puppy-face look at me to drive home the point “I’m being ignored” every now and then. Yeah..my blog is always open in one of the tabs…don’t ask me why  I just like it open even though I am not posting anything…something like self love or rather heights of optimism to find few minutes to update my post when there is a downtime. I wanted a downtime, but I didn’t expect the entire cognizant network will be down *facepalm* So apparantly, I couldn’t make use of downtime and blog   Now you may ask, ‘MS Word/notepad must have been fine, why didn’t you write it?’Cross question overruled! *thooki-adichiruven-paathuko-gaaptain-mode*

Oh! West Indies. They were in *thooki-adichiruven-paathuko-gaaptain-mode* throughout. They somehow reminded me of angry hulk on a rampage   Sigh! If only Indian team had an iron man to punch and say ‘Go to sleep’:|

Whenever Indian team plays, we have so many superstitions going around. It’s that alpa sandhosham of doing our bit to make India win (except for the last match)  So this time, I had water power instilled in me  Whenever I drank water, we had Indian team hitting 4s or 6s… In case they are bowling, we had wickets falling. So after the close win against Bangladesh, I was boasting about my water power 
Me: Seeeee….drinking water worked *dance*
My friend: yeah…it did :O
After few minutes
My friend: Hey! Drink water tomorrow between 1.30 and 4 pm. I have a match.

Well, I forgot to drink (as expected) and I was accused of making their team to lose 

Few years/months back, my friend used to ping me asking me to check some new video in youtube or somebody in FB. These days,

He: Did you check the profiles* that I had sent?
Me: Oh! I forgot. Wait…I’ll see!
He: Yeah yeah! see and tell. Your feedback is important to make a decision. *customer care touch*

You realise that times are changing when the conversation shifts from FB profiles to matrimonial profiles*   My friend was creating his profile and I had to be this goody goody friend…quality assurance,you see  Made sure all details listed properly, no typos or any other errors… I raised a defect about his photo but he rejected it stating there was no requirement about it and had to be dealt as a gap item…cos extra amount was to be paid for photo change   So I had to give a sign off at the last moment 

After Outlook brought in the feature of photo display, it has become another whatsapp/FB…People keep changing it every now and then. I also saw an outlook pic where the guy had uploaded a pic with a celebrity  There was a meeting scheduled and my only source of identifying that person was through outlook image. I registered that in my mind (a tough job definitely) and went ahead to meet at the specified conference room. I waited outside the room as no one was in. Finally a person arrived with laptop and enquired. I assumed it was for conference room and said it was booked for meeting.We are having a meeting and the name of the person who was expected. He displayed his id card with a smile and said I’m the expected person. I was shocked. It was like crazy mohan writing exam for kamal in Vasoolraja. Someone wearing an idcard of someone else and attending the meeting  After the meeting, I came back and rechecked the image in outlook…I still can’t find any resemblance to the person I met 

There is so much happening around us... All we need is a little fun-side to make a very serious scene into a hilarious one...Life is fun  Until we meet next time with more goof-ups, this is Aishu signing off... Tataaaa...Byeeeee!