[55 F]~ Moved!

Baby is due anytime now! She found it difficult! She was moving at a very slow pace and taking repeated breaks. He waited beside her patiently with pride in his eyes. The red car honked continuously signaling them to move. With frustration in his eyes, he turned andmoo-ed at the driver in return.

[55 F]~ Do you wanna build a snowman?

Canvas, brushes and platform were ready! It was his masterpiece! Time left was less! He hurried through his final strokes. Wiping his beads of sweat, he signed his name. All set for display! With a smile of satisfaction, he left the place! His little fingers have once again created magic on a dusty rear window!

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PS: Snowman…. Well, he must have created one on the rear window.. You never know 

[55 F]~ Frozen!

He dragged her and threw her carelessly in the four-walled room. She knew what was going to happen next. He was a part of international committee against racism. Irony! She was black! Was it her fault? He approached with pointed spear towards her. She froze in fear! ‘Stupid Excel!’, he cursed under his breath!

[55 F]~ Let it go!

She hesitated! With a pang of guilt shooting through her, her foot lingered a while in mid-air deciding the direction to land. Yes, he loves me but it hurts! I want my space! I don’t want to be held back! It’s my life! With that she flew out, leaving behind her carelessly left open cage-door.

Rumours that grew up with us

I watched this video by madras meter about childhood rumours and from then on, I couldn’t hold back from writing about it Madras meter is a YouTube channel that’s known for its quirkiness and absolutely hilarious subjects for spoof. So this time they had come up with few popular childhood rumours that most of us would have heard and also been guilty of being a part of it(Fingers pointing at Yours truly). I couldn’t find a better topic to kick start my posts for this year

Peacock feather
Rumour:When you keep a peacock feather inside a book, it multiplies (duration required: 10 days)
This was one of the famous rumour.I remember this episode where one of my friends gave the other friend of mine, a peacock feather. I was totally offended by this favouritism and challenged them that it’s not only peacock feather, even a crow’s feather can multiply and left the place picking up a crow’s feather*monkeyclosedeyes* I threw it on the way to home as my mom would have thrown me out for bringing litter from road. Day 10: The D-Day – Our little Aishu didn’t have even the big sized feather, leave about the multiplied feather. The advantage of challenging with crow’s feather was that you can find it in plenty There is a neem tree near my home, so crow’s feathers were never a scarcity… I stealthily picked up one big feather and one tiny one and placed it inside the same book. I was feeling guilty but didn’t want to be left behind when she shows her peacock feather magic. When the judgement moment arrived, she eagerly opened her book to check the magic (she really followed the instructions of not peeping to check for 10 days ) Obviously nothing had happened… Now our hero/heroine opened the book with full confidence (obviously ) I actually had my best friend(neighbour) ready to testify it (friend in need you see ) All whoa ,Woos and hows were handled by putting on airs of how I was truthful and good by heart for it to happen (*insert punch dialogue* Kanna… Kettavangaluku Aandavan Neraya Kodupan, Aana Kai Vittuduvan. Nallavangala Aandavan Sodhipan, Aana kai vidamatan )

Boomer man
Rumour: When you ace your the bubble blowing skill, you’ll be rewarded duly by Boomerman. He’ll appear when you are sleeping and will take you to places far and wide(like they show in boomer ad). Plus you get a tattoo free (*out of the topic gossip* All of a sudden, one day, I told my mom that I want to tattoo…She exclaimed ‘I didn’t know that they still give free tattoos for Boomer’ *moms moms moms!*)
*back to topic* Even after repeated lessons, I was not getting any better with my boomer bubble. All that happens was my half-chewed gum hitting the ground in a trajectory motion when I try to replicate my friend’s bubble tuition. So when it was crystal clear that I am just going to be blowing my bubble-gum out rather than just the bubble, I had this terrible feel of what if Boomer-man takes my friends with him and leaves me behind? That’s when I did this emotional athyaachar ‘You are my best friend na? Will you tell boomer-man to take me along too if he comes to your house’ I made my best friend to promise and ofcourse complete it with a tick and action of blowing into the sky above

Biting nails causes a tree to grow in your stomach
Rumour: When you bite your nails, a nail tree will grow inside your stomach.
I didn’t have this habit but still I would be time and again repeating this dialogue to my friends who do it I used to exaggerate the after effects so much that they’ll feel like that ‘Naan dhan Mukesh’ anti tobacco ad guy

One for sorrow… Two for joy
Rumour: Spotting one fully black crow(cuckoo) will bring sorrow* and spotting 2 of them will bring joy
Going by our tradition, *Terms and conditions apply. If you touch any black object, the effect nullifies (don’t ask me how). You can also pass it on to people whom you don’t like. So me being the goody goody girl (clears throat) used to opt for the former idea. As my mouth used to mimics in a cool tone ‘I don’t believe in all these… It’s stupid’, my hand used to slowly reach my head to touch ..Thanks to my brain for reminding that ‘maths answer sheets are due today’

Mr India… the invisible friend
Rumour: Tadaa! Meet our invisible friend. He became our friend and will protect us always. He’ll be visible to only few of our eyes.
My neighbour and me stood by this for such a long time that few kids complained that we are seriously having some paranormal connections. Only when we were given strict warnings, we backed off from our prank. We used to reserve an empty seat between us, talk to that imaginary friend , act like sharing ice creams/chocolates… One day when my neighbour was getting beaten black and blue by his mom for something, he was shouting ‘Mr India…Please save me… Mr India I’m in danger!’ I could here this from my window and knowing that little secret of ours that there is no Mr. India and that was an indirect message to me, I had to do something… So I ran out fast, rang his doorbell continuously and rushed back inside. When his mom opened the door to check, he escaped out, shouting ‘Thank you Mr India…You are great!’

White dots in nails
Rumour: The number of white dots in nails is directly proportional to the number of new dresses that you’ll be getting
I never used to have any white dots in my nails (rarely use to get it) whereas few of them had it in all nails. I later came to know it’s a deficiency. But I used to feel very bad that I’m not going to get any new dresses

Saami kanna kutthum (Literal translation: God will poke your eyes)
Rumour: When you lie, saami kanna kutt-ing
This is one very popular fear instilled when you are a kid that when you lie, God will poke your eyes. I have imagined God (as shown in pics) with his long hand having a jeeboomba pencil (that pencil was famous back then) poking my eyes I used to freak out and blabber the truth *facepalm*

Ricky Ponting’s bat had springs/jumping beans
Rumour- Ricky Ponting used springs/jumping beans in his bat during 2003 world cup. Umpire found it out and now they have called for a replay of the match
We were so upset after the loss that hopes in any form brought smiles. We believed (yes, I’m guilty as accused) that there will be a rematch. Being a Dada fanatic I remarked, “Ahh…I know that guy will do like this! It was so evident in his face that he is doing something wrong (don’t ask me what was evident). Paavam Dada!” As always, my mom did the honours of bursting the bubble and bringing me back to reality as soon as I reached home from school.

Undertaker’s life is locked in a cage
Rumour: Undertaker was not a human. He had 9 lives and his life is locked in a cage
Hey it was not only me…Come on! Accept it! I strongly believed that Undertaker had 9 lives and had already died 4 times…Also his life is safely in a bottle preserved in a cage It was in beach…after the evening’s play, my neighbour and me sat next to our Mom(s). Somehow the topic switched to WWF (now WWE) and we told in low husky tone about the secret. Trust me! The wind, darkness invading the evening sky, husky tone…stage was perfect for any evil dead to reappear. As soon as we finished, his mom shhush-ed us with a laugh which infuriated us and we secretly prayed that undertaker shoudn’t be offended
I have left out few others such as tooth fairy, santa clause, spotting a ghost near school/home, Flames etc etc as those are pretty common ones that all of us are aware

Battling Chennai rains with love!

"We are not afraid, we are not afraid,
We are not afraid today;
Oh, deep in my heart, I do believe,
We are not afraid today.

We shall overcome, we shall overcome,
We shall overcome someday;
Oh, deep in my heart, I do believe,
We shall overcome someday."

These are the lines that are running in the minds of every Chennaitie and wish that "someday" is a day in the near future.Being born and brought up in Chennai, this is the worst that I've seen in so many years. Water, water, water, it's just the sight of water wherever you turn. But as it is claimed, we get to know the best of people only when we are going through a tough situation. City is witnessing so many random acts of kindness that is bringing us together and is helping us fight through it as a team. 

I got down last evening at a stop with knee deep water (not-a-low-lying area) and that was when I realised the intensity of the problem. If this is the case of a pretty high lying area, then imagine the plight of people from areas that are yet to get back to normalcy after last week's floods. When series of thoughts were crossing my mind, my eyes caught the sight of a tea shop that was opening its backdoor . The teashop anna walked out of his shop and was requesting people to wait inside his shop or to use it to trespass to the other side. He was offering free tea and biscuits to everyone around. This is just a small example from  millions of similar acts that's happening throughout. Everyone living in neighbouring houses are time and again checking on eachother and have opened their doors to the affected families.So many mechanics are offering help to move stranded vehicles. All popular cine complexes have opened their doors for public to stay. Actors, RJs and VJs are using their popularity and reach to garner more support from far and wide.Doctors, volunteers, emergency team...entire city is on its toes to come out of this situation together and stronger than ever before. People are using social media effectively to spread the word and do the needful.

TNEB Helpline numbers:

Superintending Engineer (SE) Chennai South 9445850111; Executive Engineer (EE) Adyar 9445850555; EE K.K. Nagar 9445850202; EE Guindy 9445850179; EE Tambaram 9445850227; EE Porur 9445850258; and EE I.T. Corridor 9445850164.

SE Chennai Central 9445850707; EE Mylapore 9445850717; EE Anna Salai 9445850686; EE Egmore 9445850696; and EE T. Nagar 9445850727.

SE Chennai North 9445850909; EE Perambur 9445850959; EE Tondiarpet 9445850889; EE Vyasarpadi 9445850871; and EE Ponneri 9445850915.

SE Chennai West 9445850300; EE Anna Nagar 9445850286; EE Ambattur 9445850311; and EE Avadi 9445850344.

List of doctors available:

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tCRi8Dhb2Fxs-K_jvA4BsPk4Wd9pXFOuEgBgpecnirw/htmlview?sle=true#

Link to find accommodation:

http://chennairains.org/

List of all emergency contacts available:

http://www.dnaindia.com/india/report-chennai-floods-helpline-numbers-for-rescue-operations-food-blankets-accommodation-stranded-animals-and-more-2151017

Latest update on individual areas:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V9TraK4_ADSZ2EB_Tuj_KjpToRPEBWQgNI2r_H_aCvQ/edit?pli=1

Flood map to help us understand the situation and act accordingly

http://osm-in.github.io/flood-map/chennai.html#17.55/13.04697/80.26884/-30

Proud to be part of a city that is using its colours of love,unity and solidarity even when greyness is threatening to engulf the city...The city that is constantly fighting the downpour with its own showers of care,humanity and several acts of kindness. Chennai, you are amazing as always!

“And once the storm is over, you won’t remember how you made it through, how you managed to survive. You won’t even be sure, whether the storm is really over. But one thing is certain. When you come out of the storm, you won’t be the same person who walked in. That’s what this storm’s all about.” 
-Haruki Murakam

[55 F]: Priceless

He was lost! Days got longer and nights no better! All he wanted was love and care but nobody around had any time to spare! He grew restless with every passing day. Finally the wait was over! She arrived to take him home, promising a better tomorrow!

 “Quickr: 2 month old puppy found roadside – SOLD”

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PS: Inspired by a real incident. My friend had got a puppy home for free seeing the ad posted by an onlooker in quickr